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Oops! [The first thing the video feed picks up is...the ground. Look at that glorious ground. So glorious it hurts.] Shit. I dropped it. [Whoever it is that is using their video feed, picks up their pokegear.
It looks to be...okay, no it’s not John at all. That is obviously John’s clothes and silly disguise glasses, but this John has way too much hair. And look at those darling buckteeth they’re sporting. But, no, it’s John. Definitely and totally John.] Hiii-I mean hi guys! It’s me John. Being totally and most definitely mischievous and John like with my totally awesome and cool, but lame buddy Dave.
Who are you calling lame, buddy? [If the camera to turn and point in the direction of this new voice, they will see….
They will seee……!!!
...no wait, that’s not Dave. Or is it? That hair is pretty spot on, and those shades are certainly classic Dave. And no doubt those are Dave’s clothes, or at least similar to them. Even sporting those classic red flats.But man when did he put so much weight on those hips. Those are some awfully feminine hips.
But that stoic coolkid look is totally convincing. You are all definitely convinced that this is Dave. There’s a skateboard propped up in Dave’s hand.] Because I’m sure it wasn’t me you were calling lame, right John?
You are definitely lame. The lamest. So lame, that you need to prove that you are not lame for me to believe you are not as lame as I think you are. [How many times can someone say lame.] Are you going to do something cool on that skateboard? Is that how you will save yourself from being lame forever?
Nah. I was planning on sitting down and weaving you some kind of flower crown. [Dave drops the skateboard to the ground, placing a foot on top of it.] That is the only acceptably cool way to prove such a thing. This would be why I’m the cool one, John, and you’re the nerd.[And off Dave goes, skateboarding down the sidewa-- Scratch that. Dave got a good few feet away before falling, arms windmilling wildly in a desperate attempt to avoid the inevitable.] Ow, shit, fuck--
[JadeJohn was just laughing and pointing, the video feed shaking a bit as the holder laughed.] You sure showed me how to be cool. So am I supposed to flail about like a headless chicken to be as cool as you? Let me show you the right way to use a skateboard. [John thrusts the Pokegear into Dave’s hands and picks up the skateboard. He sets it down and…
...he definitely did not show Dave the right way to skateboard. John definitely just fell face first into the ground as soon as he tried to make any distance. Man down, man down!]
Lmfao. [Yeah Dave sure did just say that, laughing as he gets up to go help his compadre. He’s also shutting the video off there.]
((OOC: Replies will come from both Jade and/or Rose!))
It looks to be...okay, no it’s not John at all. That is obviously John’s clothes and silly disguise glasses, but this John has way too much hair. And look at those darling buckteeth they’re sporting. But, no, it’s John. Definitely and totally John.] Hiii-I mean hi guys! It’s me John. Being totally and most definitely mischievous and John like with my totally awesome and cool, but lame buddy Dave.
Who are you calling lame, buddy? [If the camera to turn and point in the direction of this new voice, they will see….
They will seee……!!!
...no wait, that’s not Dave. Or is it? That hair is pretty spot on, and those shades are certainly classic Dave. And no doubt those are Dave’s clothes, or at least similar to them. Even sporting those classic red flats.But man when did he put so much weight on those hips. Those are some awfully feminine hips.
But that stoic coolkid look is totally convincing. You are all definitely convinced that this is Dave. There’s a skateboard propped up in Dave’s hand.] Because I’m sure it wasn’t me you were calling lame, right John?
You are definitely lame. The lamest. So lame, that you need to prove that you are not lame for me to believe you are not as lame as I think you are. [How many times can someone say lame.] Are you going to do something cool on that skateboard? Is that how you will save yourself from being lame forever?
Nah. I was planning on sitting down and weaving you some kind of flower crown. [Dave drops the skateboard to the ground, placing a foot on top of it.] That is the only acceptably cool way to prove such a thing. This would be why I’m the cool one, John, and you’re the nerd.[And off Dave goes, skateboarding down the sidewa-- Scratch that. Dave got a good few feet away before falling, arms windmilling wildly in a desperate attempt to avoid the inevitable.] Ow, shit, fuck--
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...he definitely did not show Dave the right way to skateboard. John definitely just fell face first into the ground as soon as he tried to make any distance. Man down, man down!]
Lmfao. [Yeah Dave sure did just say that, laughing as he gets up to go help his compadre. He’s also shutting the video off there.]
((OOC: Replies will come from both Jade and/or Rose!))
