✿ Third Bloom [Video]✿

[gardentrainer]

Uhm...

[Okay, so Jade should have realized sooner that this was going to be a problem, but she was too excited about her new Pokemon to consider the repercussions of letting them get into her hair.]

I really love our little new friends! They're kind of gross, but they're really cute and make cute noises. I caught two since my other Pokemon don't really want to get dirty by them.

[When she shuffles into the video feed, Jade's hair is it's own national crisis. All of it seems to be consumed by the slime from the Bloobers and worst of all, there's a lot of stuff getting picked up into her hair. There's twigs and leaves and grass. Some trash was probably in there too. Anything you think were possible to get stuck in slime and Jade's hair is probably in there. She seems to be slightly distressed.] Does anyone know how to clean all of this out properly?! I mean, I'll just cut it all off otherwise, but I was wondering if there's anyway to clean it out. I just keep getting more stuff in it and I can't really clean it all out by myself.

[Her Bloobers pop out of her hair and chirp.

Help.]

Uhm, I also wanted to ask. Has anyone ever dismantled the Pokeballs to study them? I've considered tinkering with them.

But I would reeeeaally love if anyone can help me with what to do with my hair.

Comments

[gardentrainer]

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuude Jooooooohn!!!

[Gosh, you just don't understand.

You just don't appreciate science like I do!

[ghostytrainer]

Well of course not! If I did, then I would be a total nerd just like you and one of us has to be the cool twin.

[John you seem to have this backwards.]

[gardentrainer]

John. You passed out on your driveway after throwing a tantrum.

Are you insinuating that I'm not the cooler one?

[ghostytrainer]

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

[gardentrainer]

John. It might be a surprise to you, but I wouldn't exaaaaaactly consider you the cooler one of us.

[John. You're so embarrassing...] Like, we're both kind of nerds!!! If you don't think you're a nerd than you're kidding yourself! But you screamed at the sky even though there was no one there and you weren't the one who had to drag your sorry ass to the couch after passing out.

[ghostytrainer]

Oh please! Jade, you left me in the middle of the driveway!

[JADE IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT FACT...you were sorely mistaken. hdu leave him on the cold, hard driveway like that.]

Also, Davesprite totally watermarked the sky. I told you. I wasn't screaming at nothing! [A beat.] Also that was just the one time!! It's not like I make a habit of sky screaming. [Yeah that's a lie but like Jade knows about the other times. Hell, John doesn't even know about some of them yet.]

[gardentrainer]

Hey, it counts that I considered it. I tooooootally thought about it.

[She promises that she thought about it. She just...ended up not. Best sister. Look, John. You might actually be Taylor Swift and she left you lying on the cold hard ground.]

There was nothing there. You were literally yelling at nothingness.

For some reason I get the feeling that this isn't gonna be just a one time thing. I mean, I hope it is, but maybe you'll do it again. Please don't though! The new session isn't the time to be getting angry and passing out. [They have a lot to do Mr. 15 Panels Late with Starbucks.]