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gardentrainerOops! [The first thing the video feed picks up is...the ground. Look at that glorious ground. So glorious it hurts.] Shit. I dropped it. [Whoever it is that is using their video feed, picks up their pokegear.
It looks to be...okay, no it’s not John at all. That is obviously John’s clothes and silly disguise glasses, but this John has way too much hair. And look at those darling buckteeth they’re sporting. But, no, it’s John. Definitely and totally John.] Hiii-I mean hi guys! It’s me John. Being totally and most definitely mischievous and John like with my totally awesome and cool, but lame buddy Dave.
Who are you calling lame, buddy? [If the camera to turn and point in the direction of this new voice, they will see….
They will seee……!!!
...no wait, that’s not Dave. Or is it? That hair is pretty spot on, and those shades are certainly classic Dave. And no doubt those are Dave’s clothes, or at least similar to them. Even sporting those classic red flats.But man when did he put so much weight on those hips. Those are some awfully feminine hips.
But that stoic coolkid look is totally convincing. You are all definitely convinced that this is Dave. There’s a skateboard propped up in Dave’s hand.] Because I’m sure it wasn’t me you were calling lame, right John?
You are definitely lame. The lamest. So lame, that you need to prove that you are not lame for me to believe you are not as lame as I think you are. [How many times can someone say lame.] Are you going to do something cool on that skateboard? Is that how you will save yourself from being lame forever?
Nah. I was planning on sitting down and weaving you some kind of flower crown. [Dave drops the skateboard to the ground, placing a foot on top of it.] That is the only acceptably cool way to prove such a thing. This would be why I’m the cool one, John, and you’re the nerd.[And off Dave goes, skateboarding down the sidewa-- Scratch that. Dave got a good few feet away before falling, arms windmilling wildly in a desperate attempt to avoid the inevitable.] Ow, shit, fuck--
[JadeJohn was just laughing and pointing, the video feed shaking a bit as the holder laughed.] You sure showed me how to be cool. So am I supposed to flail about like a headless chicken to be as cool as you? Let me show you the right way to use a skateboard. [John thrusts the Pokegear into Dave’s hands and picks up the skateboard. He sets it down and…
...he definitely did not show Dave the right way to skateboard. John definitely just fell face first into the ground as soon as he tried to make any distance. Man down, man down!]
Lmfao. [Yeah Dave sure did just say that, laughing as he gets up to go help his compadre. He’s also shutting the video off there.]
((OOC: Replies will come from both Jade and/or Rose!))
It looks to be...okay, no it’s not John at all. That is obviously John’s clothes and silly disguise glasses, but this John has way too much hair. And look at those darling buckteeth they’re sporting. But, no, it’s John. Definitely and totally John.] Hiii-I mean hi guys! It’s me John. Being totally and most definitely mischievous and John like with my totally awesome and cool, but lame buddy Dave.
Who are you calling lame, buddy? [If the camera to turn and point in the direction of this new voice, they will see….
They will seee……!!!
...no wait, that’s not Dave. Or is it? That hair is pretty spot on, and those shades are certainly classic Dave. And no doubt those are Dave’s clothes, or at least similar to them. Even sporting those classic red flats.But man when did he put so much weight on those hips. Those are some awfully feminine hips.
But that stoic coolkid look is totally convincing. You are all definitely convinced that this is Dave. There’s a skateboard propped up in Dave’s hand.] Because I’m sure it wasn’t me you were calling lame, right John?
You are definitely lame. The lamest. So lame, that you need to prove that you are not lame for me to believe you are not as lame as I think you are. [How many times can someone say lame.] Are you going to do something cool on that skateboard? Is that how you will save yourself from being lame forever?
Nah. I was planning on sitting down and weaving you some kind of flower crown. [Dave drops the skateboard to the ground, placing a foot on top of it.] That is the only acceptably cool way to prove such a thing. This would be why I’m the cool one, John, and you’re the nerd.[And off Dave goes, skateboarding down the sidewa-- Scratch that. Dave got a good few feet away before falling, arms windmilling wildly in a desperate attempt to avoid the inevitable.] Ow, shit, fuck--
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...he definitely did not show Dave the right way to skateboard. John definitely just fell face first into the ground as soon as he tried to make any distance. Man down, man down!]
Lmfao. [Yeah Dave sure did just say that, laughing as he gets up to go help his compadre. He’s also shutting the video off there.]
((OOC: Replies will come from both Jade and/or Rose!))
Action!!!
Date: 2014-01-05 07:50 pm (UTC)Oh shit are you okay? That looks like it probably actually hurt.
[Want a hand up, gurlfran?]
Action!!!
Date: 2014-01-05 07:53 pm (UTC)[She rubs face face and readjust her glasses.] Maybe including the skateboard was a bad idea. They make it look so easy except it is the opposite of easy!
[She will take that hand. Thank you.]
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Date: 2014-01-05 07:56 pm (UTC)No, including the skateboard was a very good idea. I'm sure we can figure this out if we simply put our minds to it. However, perhaps it would be smart to invest in a helmet.
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Date: 2014-01-05 08:00 pm (UTC)I'll learn how to skateboard! Then that will be one more thing I learned while being here!
I could shrink planets and move a battleship at the speed of light. I am pretty sure I can learn how to skateboard.
Action!!!
Date: 2014-01-05 08:06 pm (UTC)[She grins momentarily before putting the coolkid look back on.]
We're doing this, bro.
video for now;
Date: 2014-01-05 08:22 pm (UTC)...Pretty sure this is one of the weirder things I've seen this week.
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Date: 2014-01-05 08:22 pm (UTC)[She is so pumped! No more falling on her face!] I guess we can take turns then? I'm sure we'll get the hang of it!
video for now;
Date: 2014-01-05 08:24 pm (UTC)[Because she is totally John. She is the most Johnny Johns of John that ever did John. Not Jade at all.]
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Date: 2014-01-05 09:08 pm (UTC)Proper way to get on a skateboard requires you control it with your foot until you put the other one on. If you can't master the one foot control then don't put the other one on. It's like trying to spin a beat without knowing how to do the bass drop.
Only ill noise you're going to hear is your face when it makes contact with the ground. Let me come show you. [And be the tall Dave of two Daves.]
video for now;
Date: 2014-01-05 10:15 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-01-05 10:35 pm (UTC)So is this an opposite of when John and Dave wore dresses?
video;
Date: 2014-01-06 12:58 am (UTC)[He just stares at the screen, deadpan and snot-nosed because the damn thing just won't stop running no matter how many tissues he shoves at it (which appears to have been quite a few, judging by the empty box next to him)]
What are you two doing?
[Ah yes. The slightly squeaky, raspy I Just Got Over Being Sick voice. That just makes this whole thing better.]
Action!!!
Date: 2014-01-06 03:02 am (UTC)Video;
Date: 2014-01-06 03:03 am (UTC)[If you thought she wouldn't stay in character, you thought wrong.]
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Date: 2014-01-06 03:05 am (UTC)Makes enough sense. Sure. How fast can you get here, Strider? Because apparently we need you. You're our only hope, Obi Dave Strinobi and all that jazz.
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Date: 2014-01-06 03:06 am (UTC)[Yes. She is staying completely in character for this apparently. Sorry Maka.]
video;
Date: 2014-01-06 03:07 am (UTC)[Pushing the shades up the bridge of her nose, she gives him a half shrug. She is staying completely in character, yup.]
What does it look like, dude?
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Date: 2014-01-06 03:29 am (UTC)[Insert another coin? What is this roleplaying of which you speak.]
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Date: 2014-01-06 03:53 am (UTC)[Come on Maka, you can figure it out.]
Girls other than his wife. She doesn't count.
Not that she counted any more for a vote for me.
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Date: 2014-01-06 06:49 am (UTC)I have no idea what you're talking about!
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Date: 2014-01-06 06:57 am (UTC)I think I already heard that noise! It was a noise where my face got extremely friendly with the ground. It was a painful friendly that I don't really want to experience again.
I've never used a skateboard before.
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Date: 2014-01-06 06:59 am (UTC)[She feels kind of bad that John still looks pretty sick.] Skateboarding. We are definitely skateboarding since this is a skateboard that we have in our possession.
Action!!!
Date: 2014-01-06 07:01 am (UTC)video for now;
Date: 2014-01-06 07:01 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2014-01-06 07:04 am (UTC)Rose...even I can skateboard better than that and I'm the one that can't play basketball.